i’m always that person that no one is ever dying to talk to. like I could probably go the entire day without receiving a single text or phone call from anyone trying to check up on me or anything
do you ever rip a bit of skin from your lip but it turns out to be a really big bit and you’re like shouldn’t have done that… shouldn’t have done that
I read that in Hagrid’s voice.
person: i really like you.
½ of me: why?
the other ½: of course you do, bitch i’m amazing
" Never say ‘no’ to adventures. Always say ‘yes,’ otherwise you’ll lead a very dull life. "
- Ian Fleming (via feellng)
wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..
or around my dick
or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways
how to look like u werent just crying in the bathroom